“Ladies, you don’t get an orgasm, you take an orgasm”

“Sometimes I’m a little afraid of my subconscious: what if it suddenly makes me jerk the wheel and I end up in the water? Then I better open my window when I drive along the canal, so that I am not trapped under water”

Influencer and former Miss Belgium Celine Van Ouytsel knows that a person cannot be too careful. Although she has to watch out for an ear infection if the window is open for too long. (in Humo)

“I fall off my chair when I hear Hilde Crevits talking big nonsense on Radio 1”

Vooruit chairman Melissa Depraetere now knows that she cannot be too careful when she listens to the radio. (on X)

“I don’t watch what Megan does on OnlyFans. That is private. I don’t want to know, although I do hear that in her case it is quite nice and classy and it does not involve pornographic situations”

Vanessa Caroen, the mother of Temptation Megan Desaever, is careful about what she does and does not watch of her daughter. (in The last news)

“I’ve never touched a cigarette, let alone smoked weed! My wildest experiment is bad Baantjer to look”

Celine Van Ouytsel is also careful about what she does and does not watch. Her favorite series is Witse: “Baantjer does not yet reach Witse’s robust ankles.” (in Humo)

“As you get older, you also become more vulnerable. I am on the front line of life. We are shot at every day, but fortunately I have never been hit.”

Just like Witse, star chef Johan Segers (74) still stands on robust ankles. (in the Newspaper)

“You cannot bear anything. Even if spitting is not allowed”

A Ghent police officer was also shot at, but with a glob of saliva on his face. The perpetrator was allowed to explain it in court. (in The Ghent resident)

“The expression ‘beastly behavior’ is an insult to the animal kingdom, because animals don’t kill or stab you in the back”

Spitting in someone’s face could be described as ‘bestial behavior’, because llamas are masters at it. But that animals do not kill, as actor Pol Goossen claims? Maybe not in the Cuddly Forest, but outside there an animal will eat another every now and then. (in Hello everyone)

“My libido is greater than Dennis’s. If it were up to him, he would rather cuddle on the couch than have sex”

Speaking of the Cuddle Forest: if we can believe his fiancée Helena Catoir, Dennis Black Magic would like to stay there. Unfortunately, he is in jail for rape, indecent assault on eight women, assault, incitement to prostitution and possession of child pornography. (in the Newspaper)

“Tell me: what is your animal? Are you a mouse or a bull. Kiss me there, kiss me here. Oh oh oh oooh”

Whose rules come from?

a) Helena Catoir, Dennis Black magic’s fiancée

b) Megan Desaever: good and classy on OnlyFans

c) K3

d) Goedele Liekens, list pusher for Open VLD in Flemish Brabant

The answer is …

… Read on quick!

“Besides being vain, I am also a luxury cat”

Tell me what is your animal? Celine Van Ouytsel shouldn’t have to think long about the answer. (in Humo)

“It is easier for men to know what arousal feels like: their penis hangs on the outside”

Dennis Black Magic will not enjoy that in prison. By the way, this quote is one from Goedele Liekens, and the answer to the question above is: K3, in the new song ‘Beest’. (in Nina)

“I’m going down on you. I grab the reins. Shall I devour you? Wind around my finger?”

The fact that the penis hangs on the outside makes it easier for women to perch on it. (K3 in ‘Beast’)

“Most couples get up together in the morning, have a 9-to-5 job, eat dinner in the evening and then go to sleep together. Nothing wrong with that, but it can also be done differently. And my life is just different”

For Ruben Van Gucht and his wife Blanka Vlašić, settling down is a little more difficult: they live 1,300 kilometers apart. (in The last news)

“Watch out, I’m your animal. Oh oh. Corner yourself. Oh oh. And we scream most of the time. Oh oh oh oh”

The disadvantage for Van Gucht is the advantage for his neighbors: they are not bothered by screams. (K3 in ‘Beast’)

“If you want to throw yourself, you need more than 85 decibels. Otherwise you will only hear your feet stomping and your neighbors talking.”

Ghent city councilor Sven Taeldeman does not want to hear his neighbors either and would like to scream for the most. To achieve this, he asks that the city council allow the Copacobana festival to go louder than 85 decibels after one hour. Pump up the volume! (in The Ghent resident)

“Ladies, you don’t get an orgasm, you take an orgasm”

Goedele Liekens also encourages screaming. (in Nina)

“I just wanted to make music with more shit”

Even schlager singer André Hazes Jr. wants to scream. (in Hello everyone)

“I can live with her new breasts. That will only benefit her job on OnlyFans”

According to her mother, Megan Desaever wants to take photos with more breasts. (in the Newspaper)

“We make a sport of hanging our toilet full of photos. You spend a lot of time there anyway and then you can look at beautiful memories. That’s a lot better than sitting on your phone all the time.”

Ingeborg Sergeant does not put her photos on OnlyFans, but hangs them in the toilet. (in the Newspaper)

“We do everything together. When either of us is on the toilet, we are even messaging each other.”

Maybe Helena Catoir and Dennis Black Magic should also hang pictures of each other in the toilet. (in the Newspaper)

“I’m a very normal man, so it happens that I want to ‘do the laundry myself’ as they say in Ghent. To do this, I retreat to the toilet and make sure the door is locked.”

Which photos would hang in the toilet in the residential care center where Gerard Van Loo (83) stays? (in The standard)

“If the bar is low, I jump over it all the more gracefully”

Celine Van Ouytsel is not only always careful, but also always motivated… (in Humo)

“Is there anything better than wallowing in laziness?”

…unless she’s not motivated. (in Humo)

“Megan is not stupid, but she does make stupid statements from time to time”

It is with Megan Desaever and her intellectual capabilities as with Conner Rousseau and his racism: just because he made racist statements does not mean he is racist. (her mother in it Newspaper)

“If I’m fed up, I won’t become a liberal”

According to PVDA member Raoul Hedebouw, you are a racist if you make racist statements. (in Humo)

“What is my contribution to socialism? Give 4,500 people work”

Steve Rousseau does not become a socialist when he is fed up, nor because he is Conner’s half-brother: he made 100 million euros in tax-free profit from the sale of his company. (in The last news)

“My uncle Carlos was the only entrepreneur in our socialist family. His example has inspired me. Just like his Porsche. Every time I saw him as a little boy, my eyes started to shine.”

With a hundred million, Steve Rousseau can already buy about 800 Porsche 911s. (in The last news)

“If you don’t live the way you think, you start thinking the way you live”

Just think about that. (Raoul Hedebouw in Humo)

“You do not know what you do not know”

And about this too. (cyclist Lennert Van Eetvelt in the Newspaper)