COLUMN. Geert Hoste about modern K3: “Klaartje, Snaartje and Taartje or whatever the three are currently called, are taking off their clothes” | THIS WEEK BY DAY ALL

‘K3 is growing up, it could be a bit more spicy, yes’. Klaartje, Snaartje and Taartje or whatever the three are currently called, take off their clothes. Oya lelé! It can’t be a coincidence. That much is clear. Because it is striking: less than a week after Tele-Romeo Bart De Pauw’s visit to Gert Verhulst, the time has come. The decision was made shortly after the revealing interview in the corridors of the television studio. That’s what we call rapid switching. It is unknown whether the men were still hanging from the bar until late at night. Whether the brilliant ideas will be cataloged under the heading of ‘zattemanslap’ depends on the test of time. The whiter than whiter showbiz tooth. But there is a good chance that in addition to the Kabouter Plop bread boxes and Samson meat sausage, K3 toys for adults will soon also come onto the market. The containers are already on their way from China. An Antwerp politician with connections quickly arranged this.

Unlike many of my colleagues, I am a fan of Camille, Pommelien and K3. All my life. Even longer, because K3 has been around since 1998. That is very old. I have seen the blond, the black and the ginger, blond, black and ginger! The singers have already been replaced a few times. The original Spicegirls from Schelle have long been the three shades of gray. There’s nothing wrong with that, but showbiz is very strict. Men are allowed to mature into complaining boomers, girls must stay young forever. A wrinkle, a crow’s foot, a sore hip or a drooping kneecap and it’s over. Then Saartje, Staartje, and Blaartje, or whatever the three are currently called, are taken to the slaughterhouse like three tame piglets. But thanks to the brilliant idea ‘It could be a bit spicier, yes’, ‘Granny’s on the cap’ has been postponed. Get ready for a costume change with rainbow lingerie. The colorful choreographies will soon change into vertical twisting on a pole.

Meanwhile, 1 in 3 young people engage in coercive sex. “It’s okay to try it out, but be careful,” warns a sexologist. After the warning on the cigarette packs, Minister of Health Vandenbroucke also wants a word of caution. It is a matter of time before there will be a minimum age sticker on K3.

Wondering what the new version of ‘Kusjesdag’ will be called. Change one letter and we’re off.

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